I have chickens and an iPhone 3G. I am most definitely feeling the pull of the 4G (can you say Happy Father’s Day? I thought you could (OK, it’ll be a late Father’s Day present, but I am a patient man)).
On the topic of chickens:
1) If you let them out in the yard they will make a bee-line for your favorite plant (I don’t know how they know which one it is, but they do) and eat it.
2) If you let them out in the yard they will crap on the door mat.
3) If you let them out in the yard and leave the door open they will come in the house and crap on the floor.
4) The can live 5+ years, but they only produce eggs for about 2 years. That’s a lot of time dealing with destructive crap monsters that aren’t laying any eggs.